When the Massage Table Turns Sexual: 5 Things Every Massage Therapist Wishes Guys Would Stop Doing

When the Massage Table Turns Sexual: 5 Things Every Massage Therapist Wishes Guys Would Stop Doing

As a woman who’s been in the spa business as a therapist and a manager for over five years, I’ve basically seen everything — the good, the bad, the downright awkward. Not to mention, like all massage therapists, I put up with a seemingly endless stream of “happy ending” jokes all. the. time. heightened moments with male clients over the course of his or her career.

But let me just say that boners during massage appointments are totally normal. So to all the guys out there: You don’t need to be embarrassed. There is no need to dart out of the room. Most massage therapists are professionals and won’t just stare at your hard-on. We really don’t want you to feel any more uncomfortable than you already are. So just relax — and know that we are not judging you.

That said, there are some lines that shouldn’t be crossed. What do I mean by that? Let me break it down for you.

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